A friend of mine told me that “life is short, follow your dreams!” So I did and my dreams didn’t appreciate it. Now I am on probation for stalking and have restraining orders against me.
Just an attempt at humor my friends, just an attempt at humor. Before I get the nasty comment that stalking is serious, I know it is.
And son of a gun! I got one of those comments! To top it off, it was from one of my “followers”. A definition of stalking is “Stalking can be defined as the willful and repeated following, watching and/or harassing of another person. Unlike other crimes, which usually involve one act, stalking is a series of actions that occur over a period of time.” This means that if you follow someone on their blog, essentially you are stalking them.
Now, I don’t ask that people don’t follow my posts, but I do ask that on humorous posts that are thusly identified, at least attempt a little levity.